January 2003 January 4, 2003: "Gee, and I was runner-up in the Most Likely to Succeed Category in high school. Go figure." January 5, 2003: "So, yeah, The Two Towers" January 6, 2001: "He was blonder than blond and his eyes were this impossible blue and his teeth were very white and he gave Holly nightmares." January 29, 2001: "Someone must have slapped me upside the head with the stupid stick." February 2003 February 5, 2003: "The next time I pass that fountain in Liberty Place, I'm keeping my quarters in my pocket." February 6, 2003: "Yup, that's me, sex, drugs, and Simon & Simon fan fiction." March 2003 Ummmmm. April 2003 April 3, 2003: "Jeez, I can't believe how New Age I'm getting." April 8, 2003: "I know. I know. Poor freaking baby." April 11, 2003: "But I'm getting ahead of myself."